This

is the sort of vampire flick that terrifies me!

Blood Lust

Oh, sorry. I got 'terrifies me' and 'makes me gag' mixed up. My mistake. (mi-stake, get it? No? Sorry...) Anyway, what a terrible waste of a genre. Poor, poor misunderstood vampire. 'I don't want to be evil. I just can't help it.' Such tragedy...

Peh!