I'm sorry

I couldn't pass up the opportunity. From religion.gaynewsblog.net:

Five primates announce Lambeth Conference boycott

Why would these primates expect to go? What about all the primates in zoos the world over? Should they go? Should those in the wild go, too? What kind of accommodations would they require?

(There. I've said it. You can't give a comic a straight line like that and expect it to be left untouched. I've already apologized, so move along. There's nothing to see here. )