I want a funeral like this!

Weird Weddings; Funny Funerals

Not like any in the article, like the one below from the comments:

"As for my own (Christian) funeral, it shall include floating my body down a river and lighting it ablaze, Viking style, by fire-arrow. A life-size Jell-O mold of my body will be the only food offered at the funeral reception. Finally, I'm toying with the idea of having a spring-loaded mechanism installed in my coffin, to catapult my corpse outward hideously during the wake."

Yeah, that's the ticket!

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