Silent Servants...

Silent Servants...

... of the Used, Abused, and Utterly Screwed Up.

A Secular Franciscan looks at the world...
with a more jaundiced eye than ever...
and lots of ellipses for you to fill in the missing text...
(with thanks to Thomas S. Klise for the title)



Friday, September 30, 2011

Here's one


SWMBO sent me this.

How to get your kid to be a fanatic reader

Alternately, you can drop him/her on his/her head and then, as he/she grows up, prevent them from doing anything that could possibly involve any risk of their re-injuring themselves. All they have left to do is read. I wouldn't recommend this method, but it worked for me. It does present its own set of issues, however.

No, it's probably not a good idea...


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