would one label pies?Pie hit should earn PETA 'terrorist' label: MP
Weapons of mass destruction? Would bakeries then be forced to stop making pies? Would certain bakeries be licensed and able to bid on contracts to supply pies to the military? Crossing borders with pies would cost one dearly - long jail terms due to smuggling illegal weapons. Tarts would net you a slightly lower sentence, but then there's the risk of a concealed weapons charge due to their small size? Would Grandma have to be licensed and only bake pies for use at approved country fairs and fowl suppers? My goodness, but the very fabric of society is at risk, and no one even knew! All these years!
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