Stealing a page from Ship of Fools

but doing it for marketing purposes rather than in a spirit of worship and gentleness...

'Secret worshippers' bring marketing to God's house

"Churches hire these inspectors to evaluate their every aspect"

Spit, polish and freshly painted parking lot lines seem more important than a spirit of hospitality, generosity, kindness and love...

(Visit the original Mystery Worshipper at Ship of Fools)