I missed the celebrations!

Secret Video: The Scientologists Celebrate The Birthday Of The Prophet, Tom Cruise

Happy Birthday, Mr. Cruise. I'm sorry that you're in a criminal nut-cult, though.

(The fellow in the white t-shirt is David Miscavige,the biggest bigwig in Scientology. I wonder, why do they spend their parishioners' money on big parties like this for celebrities? Does everyone in Scientology get a party like this for their birthday? I don't think so. That's sure not fair...)


Boo!