I'm sure

that his police training didn't help his restrain the person as much as God did. Yep.

Pistol packing pastor nabs theft suspect

And the latest 2007 fashion for pistol-packin' preachers - the pulpit AR-15! You'll have everyone shouting "AMEN!" and no one will ever even consider any criminal behaviour around your church with one of these babies installed within close reach. (Tithing will be up, too!) Get yours today!