John Travolta says it may be time to colonise a new planet
Why didn't someone else think of that? We'll all just rush out and do it! (Of course, not taking responsibility for his own mega-use of resources and his huge carbon footprint is pretty much like any self-absorbed egomaniac and terribly irresponsible. Why can't some of the all-powerful Scientology OT-VIII's do something about this mess? Hint - there's no such thing as an OT!)
For more information on Scientology, visit:
The Secrets of Scientology
and
www.xenu.net
Silent Servants...
... of the Used, Abused, and Utterly Screwed Up.
A Secular Franciscan looks at the world...
with a more jaundiced eye than ever...
and lots of ellipses for you to fill in the missing text...
(with thanks to Thomas S. Klise for the title)
1 comment:
Oh gods, when can we expect the "mother ship" to come down and take Travolta and Cruise away? It can't come fast enough for me.
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